The Gentleman's Guide to Camping
It’s
one thing to pull off suave and stylish in the bustling urban setting; it’s
another thing completely to brave the mud, marshes and pitching gear, and still
come out a fashionable man. It doesn’t help that, while cheap tents for camping are in abundance, staying
thrifty in terms of the outfits you’ll be sporting is seriously taxing.
Just
look at North Face. Their profit margins are fantastically high because of the
fact that offer ‘speciality’ gear. It’s pricey stuff, and as soon as your
budgeting belt tightens up, the options are slim and, frankly, often hideous.
But
have no fear.
Let’s
start with dispelling some myths; you don’t need to go after the specialised
gear to enjoy a comfortable camping experience. Start from the bottom up.
Wellington
boots - or galoshes, or whatever you like to call them - have had a recent
surge in popularity, thanks to the Hunters phenomenon, which has given
fashionistas free reign to incorporate the old wellies into some chic
ensembles. Thrift shop for something in your size, and be ready to tailor your
palette to them. If the only kind you can find are fluorescent yellow, work
around that; sport an array of bright colours.
Hiking
boots are also a nice option, especially if you know you’ll be heading to some
more mountainous zones, and often old hiking boots come cheap, with the added
bonus of an authentic road-worn look. They’re not as waterproof as galoshes,
though, so check out the weather and the area before you arrive so you can make
an informed decision.
Trousers
need to be comfortable and durable, and, since they are likely to get dirty at
some point, either a dark brown or blue. Check your existing wardrobe; are
their any old jeans that you wouldn’t mind staining? If so, save up those
Benjamins and put them towards some decent stools or a cooler.
Finally,
the overcoat. You might have assumed a blasé dismissal of employing raincoats
since it’s summertime, but do not make this mistake. The only thing predictable
about weather is that it is unpredictable. Prepare thyself. No matter how
stupid you may feel wearing a hand-me-down macintosh, you’ll look far more
laughable soaked to the bone sporting a scraggly mess of hair.
If
you do go for the raincoat, go all out. Get it in a bright colour, get
something that will fit nicely with a decent lapel, wear it with pride. Vintage
large-buttoned raincoats are a fantastic choice, available in light oak browns
and creams, and if you’re lucky, you could find one in a thrift shop.
The
best way to make something enviable is to exude confidence while you sport it.
Style is not a trend; style is an attitude.
-Jenny Crompton
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