Each year, hundreds of thousands of pairs of innocent, high quality trousers are passed over and cast aside, simply for having a pleated front. Don't wait for the fashion media to tell you pleats are o.k., that comfort and style come in many forms. Won't you please help?
-Brought to you by The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Pleats
p.s. don't forget to send a tie to show support for Mayor Rivera